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Please enjoy these fun articles & other fun stuff taken from our newsletter circulars.

The Poop Scouts Art Contest "Winner" -
Donavan Lake, 6yrs old
Macomb County Michigan!!

Poop Scout Hills by: Donavan Lake

Send your artwork, Funny photos or stories to - nopoopoo@poopscouts.com

The Poop Scouts would like to make an OFFICIAL APOLOGY to George Bush, Superman, or anyone who has been offended by the content of our circulating newsletters. We understand that dog poop, George Bush & Superman are no joking matter, but sometimes we just can't help ourselves. The Poop Scouts are veteran owned & operated and intend no real disrespect to anyone. Thank you for your understanding and for your service to our great nation.

Fun Things to do with PooP
It seems that some folks still don’t know what to do with their Mounting Dog & Goose Poop collections.

     We suggest that they call 1-US-POOPSCOUTS to free themselves of those ugly chains of poop so they can do better things with their time. But some people just won’t listen. So here’s some ideas on what to do with your extra poop.
·  Use it to make a sculpture of George Bush.
·   Use a piece to play a game of squash.
·   Make methane fuel to power your mechanical pooper scooper.
·   Wait until your dog tracks it into the house, & just vacuum it up.
·   Live Large! Call The Poop Scouts.


Top five reasons why PooP Scouts
are better than Superman
5. Superman has funny red underpants.
4. Poop Scouts don’t need super powers to impress the ladies.
3. Poop Scouts have a Secret Formula!
2. Flying is for sissies
1. Poop Scouts are there when you need them!
Just call 1-US-POOPSCOUTS

Lost in Time with Poop
If you spend 1/2 an hour every week scooping your own dog poop, it would take you 338 hours per dog over the life of your pooch!
In 338 hours you could -
·          Drive 21,970 miles (2.771 times around the world) at 65mph.
·          Watch 676 sitcoms, including commercials.
·          Call The Poop Scouts (it’ll take only 5min) to set up service 4056 times.

Shame on Canada - As if the Canadians don’t have it good enough with their clean air, low crime rates, vast resources and fancy money. We go & give them lots of good jobs and protect them from all the crazies. So how do they thank us? They keep the really good beer for themselves and send their geese to poop all over our business parks, condos and waterfronts. At least we can rest easy knowing that only the good old USA has the Poop Scouts to clean up after Canadian Geese. Business owners, Groundskeepers or anyone at all who has a goose poop problem should call them at 1-US-POOPSCOUTS for a free quote & great Service!

Our favorite Planet. Uranus

Dogs Don't Care if they Step in Poop...
...so Why Leave It Layin' Around?
Our cute & lovable muts that sleep on our sofa & beds don't mean to but they track in fecal matter that can lead to illnesses in people like E.Coli, ALLERGIES, SALMONELLA, LEPTOSPIROSIS, and HOOK & ROUND WORMS.

Chew on that while your Kid
Eats a Banana off the Floor!!!!!